your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
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This is amazing.
Oh shit guess what I’ve been getting at for the past two and a half weeks.
(Source: vongruby)
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reblog if you miss someone or are illicitly running a pelican breeding ring out of your aunt’s garage
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it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life
ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
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ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
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yesterday at the train station i found a picture of a random old lady on the floor
idk who she is but ive named her grandma joyce
shes my new grandma
perfction
Hahaha
r u laughing at my grandma punk
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dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
‘hot wheels’
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i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
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